EVERYBODY'S FREE TO WEAR SUNSCREEN - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Ladies and gentleman of the class of 97: wear sunscreen. If I could offer you,
only one tip for the future Sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of
suncreen have been proved by scientists, Whereas the rest of my advice has no
basis more reliable than my own meandering experience I will dispense this advice now.
the power and beauty of your youth. But never mind, you will never understand
the power and the beauty of your youth until theyíve faded. But trust me, in
twenty years, you will look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you
canít grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you
really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Donít worry about the future
or worry but know that worrying is just as affective as trying to solve an
algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt
to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindsides you
at 4 PM on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing.
Donít be reckless with other peoplesí hearts, donít put up with people who
are reckless with yours. Floss. Donít waste your time on jealously. Sometimes
youíre ahead, sometimes youíre behind. The race is long and in the end,
totally with yourself. Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults. If
you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters; throw away
your old bank statements. Stretch. Donít feel guilty if you donít know what
to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didnít know at 22
what they wanted to do with their lives some of the most interesting 40 year
olds still donít. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, youíll miss
them when theyíre gone. Maybe youíll marry, maybe you wonít. Maybe
youíll have children, maybe you wonít. Maybe youíll divorce at 40, maybe
you'll dance the "Funky Chicken" on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance. So is everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it
every way you can. Donít be afraid of it or what other people think of it.
It's the greatest instrument youíll ever own. Dance. Even if you have nowhere
to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions even if you donít
follow them. Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to
your siblings. They are your best link to your past and the people most likely
to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go. But for a
precious few, you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle, for the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you
were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live
in northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept
certain inaliable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too
will get old and when you do, youíll fanaticize that when you were young,
prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their
elders. Respect your elders. Donít expect anyone else to support you. Maybe
you have a trust fund, maybe youíll have a wealthy spouse but you never know
when either one will run out. Donít mess too much with your hair or by the
time youí re forty, youíll look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be
patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it
is a way of wishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the